He will have a flaming skull in this movie.

All female cast...is there any doubt that the new ECTO-1 will be this?

You haven’t met my uncle Louie, have you...

But it’s already been done!

And soon they’ll announce their Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May show and become the best network.... in the world.

Queue as in “line up the flir porn for me to watch” not “signal for people to start making it”

That’s weird. Most people keep their clothes on when they polish a floor...

I should open up a painting company, I can paint complex corners with little prep and no overage. Luckily not my most useful skilled learned in the Navy.

Congratulations, you’re a P-3! They, uh, they don’t really make you anymore.

I approve of this silly quiz.

DISNEY AND MARVEL LIE TO HULK ABOUT MOVIE RIGHTS. HULK THOUGHT THEY WERE HIS FRIENDS. BUT THEY BETRAY HIM, JUST LIKE ROCKS AND TREES! HULK LIKED DISNEY. HULK LIKED MARVEL. BUT IF FILM INDUSTRY IGNORES HULK, THEN HULK HAS NO FRIENDS — AND HULK WILL CRUSH ANY STUDIO THAT GETS IN HULK’S WAY! DO YOU HEAR HULK, DISNEY? DO…

Really?? Nobody posted this?? ...That’s more surprising that finding bright spots on Ceres!

Next up: Robot-dinosaurs.

I SCREAMED

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

All of a sudden he turned into David Boreanaz. What?