That’s weird. Most people keep their clothes on when they polish a floor...

I should open up a painting company, I can paint complex corners with little prep and no overage. Luckily not my most useful skilled learned in the Navy.

Congratulations, you’re a P-3! They, uh, they don’t really make you anymore.

I approve of this silly quiz.

I SCREAMED

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

I have the same issue and I know, logically, it’s pointless to worry. I’m still young, but the feeling has made me quite the hypochondriac lately. I don’t have answers, but I empathize completely.

You only run out of time once. Quit worrying about it. It just wastes the time you’ve got.

Make more memories and do new things: http://lifehacker.com/why-time-feels…

I am totally fine with this. I would rather Bungie focus on ironing out their next raid so it doesn’t launch with so many issues like the previous two. A new type of game mode sounds great, but I’m more hoping for a new area to explore, along with new missions and strikes. If Bungie delivers that (and the rumors seem…

Me? Yep... just checked. It’s me. (P.S. Love Lifehacker.)

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

And now I will finally play Grand Theft Auto V.

Who reads Lifehacker and doesn’t aim to have a million dollars in their lifetime?

Probably more people than you think.

Selena Gomez?

This very thing happened to my MBP about a year ago. It was so bad that I couldn't even get physical clicks on the outer edges of the trackpad, and I was clueless about the cause. Took it to the Genius bar, and within three minutes (the amount of time it took them to get the back cover off) had it diagnosed. The bulge…

All of a sudden he turned into David Boreanaz. What?