Oh, you must be my long-lost sister .... !

The Libby Lobby? The Mafia of the Canneries? Shhhhh. You don't want *their* attention.

^ If that's your CURRENT genetic contribution ... no, thanks!
;-)

But—that's AWESOME.

Errr, wait a minute. Light's NOT escaping ... got it.

But I'm pulsating?
Oh, never mind ... I'm not even going there.

I WONDERED what was that light I've been emitting for the last 8-1/2 years! That's pretty cool! What happens when I hit the half-century mark?
(I'm so excited ...
And I just can't hide it [obviously!])

Actually, it IS ... just, not a lot of people know about it, apparently. After 40, your sperm quality goes way, way down. The chances of miscarriages and birth defects is much higher.

No insurance.

I have IBS, as well, and I'm getting so, so tired of trying to manage it with my diet ... and the very few times I'm willing to take the drugs (I never do that unless I'm wracked with pain for more than a day, or I have to continue working and don't think I can). I've wondered for a long time, now, if I was dosed…

He's over it. Sleeping comfortably behind me on the desk chair. :-D
[While I perch on the edge, of course.]

You know those annoying posts that pop up just to say they're rolling on the floor laughing, or some such thing? I have to be THAT PERSON.
Because I'm seriously scaring the cat.

"DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I POOP"!!!
BWWAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

That's Pulitzer-Prize-winning stuff, right there. Beleeb me!

" ... tons of rude or aloof women ..."
You wanna know one reason why? Men who absolutely will. NOT. STOP.
I'm normally nice. Even in rejection. I hate being not nice.
But there are men who will NOT leave you alone. Get all stalker-crazy if you're even civil enough to talk for a moment, or shake their hand, or…

I'm with you. This needs one.

Nicely done.

I couldn't even finish watching it a couple of days ago, when it appeared in my Facebook feed. :-(

Furever and ever. o.O

Wow. WTF. Explaining misogyny using racism has to be the most messed up comment I have seen on Jezebel.

"You big folk choose to be that way and so be it, good for you!"
Two things to say to this.
1) Prove it.
2) This is the epitome of the back-ass-handed "compliment".

No, a third thing: You're so sweet; bless your heart!

" . . . common feminist desire to be seen as a victim . . ."? WHUT?! BZZZZZZZZT! Wrong. You've just lost the game.
Don't you think that before you tell a whole group of people what their "common" desires are, you should maybe talk to some of them? Don't you think that they might not be completely homogeneous? …

No, the only correlation is probably her location: Amongst a high number of incredibly rude misogynist jerks.