IT'S TEE-THING TIME.

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Awww... Hef is posting selfies now.

Were you born in the 90s?

That would explain why I have peas up my nose right now.

Wow, it's almost as if after you're done being pregnant you end up with a baby. Biology is crazy, huh?

I think the issue is less the breastfeeding and more the not having a caretaker for when the kid isn't eating in case she had to do something jury duty related.

You tell those amateurs, person who managed to bankrupt a casino!

Ok, am I the only one who got stretch marks? Anybody?

Take it away, Grumpy Cat.

Yep, she is awesome, and so is her friend who just came forward.

Didn't I tell you to shut up, Terry? Man, you just don't listen.

I'm a millenial, and when my father got divorced he couldn't clean, cook or do his own laundry because he didn't know how. But millenials are the WORST, amirite? They're clearly the only ones who don't know how to do this stuff.

Please. She is wearing a badass red blazer.

From the wisdom of Tumblr:

There was a comment on that page stating "Terry Richardson is the human equivalent of a white van." Thank you, Kortni Kline.

I lived in Montgomery County for most of my life and still work there. When I first heard about D. Bruce Hanes issuing same-sex marriage licenses, I was bursting with pride (among other emotions). Thanks to asshats like Tom Creighton I usually feel embarrassed to call Pennsylvania my home state. Excuse me while I…

Every mollecule of residual cocaine in my body ever kicked in just looking at the pictures.

Canada's weird though.

It says you know how the internet works.