I had a coworker go off about this case yesterday saying how girls mature faster than boys, etc etc, so it's totally feasible that 13 and 14 year old girls regularly seduce their teacher who is 3o or 40 years their senior.

Gentle reminder that Jezebel still has a long-serving staff member who says that "i think that by saying that girls are 'weak' and not mentally or emotionally capable of dealing with something like that is totally taking away their agency all together. everyone is different, and that is why i think the age of consent…

What the fuck is so hard for people to understand that a minor cannot consent to sex, even if said minor made the moves on the older adult? I find it interesting that people have no problem encouraging kids to stay away from drugs, but it's harder for some people to tell kids to stay away from adult genitals.

Color me shocked!

(as long as shocked isn't a dark color, because yuck!)

They had a joint funeral, wherein their granddaughters carried the grandmother's coffin, and their grandsons carried the grandfather's coffin.

"What's in your wallet?"

Bustin' down stereotypes!

Yeah everyone with amnesia does….

The Bjørn Identity.

Particularly since it didn't "take."

Two of my great aunts stuffed my other great aunt's bra when she was in her coffin, because her legendary giant boobs had deflated in death.

Next up on Jezebel: Jenny tweeted that Eric was fucking gay but Eric says that Jenny's a whore who gave David head during the homecoming game

I think she might be a sociopath.

Anyone else disturbed by the similarities between Rob Corddry's funny/scary clown pic and Lady Gaga's serious/artsy pic?

ALSO we don't have stalls, we have individual bathrooms with locking doors. 3 of 'em. And around 3 pm every day is Everybody Poops Time.

A worse Lifetime movie than "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?"

Last year I canned probably three dozen jars of crabapple products. I labeled every single one, in multiple batches, crapapple.

I'll crouch in front of him before you do, so that he really goes flying.

Nothing. I promise.