That whole thing is genius and so are you and I am so glad I know that exists! Wow. Thank you.

Having a daughter and reflecting on some of the dumb shit I pulled as a teenager makes me feel all kinds of feels when I read this. I had a friend in high school who was raped in the middle of a crowded party and no one intervened. That sort of thoughtlessness and failure to help your fellow (wo)man has haunted me for…

Coincidentally she's been witnessing more and more car accidents ever since she started recording Vines from her cell phone while driving.

Wow the video is incredible. But the caption:

Wait... a taco lady??

Yep. The weirdest thing is that this person thinks of themselves as a liberal. Um...not really? I know I'm coming from the far left, but...I wouldn't even call that kind of inane pseudo-rationalization moderate. The same person said that as an unemployed (very, VERY wealthy) person, they were worse off than someone…

Are these hot dogs or human legs?

soylent green is people!

IF Obama had a daughter? He DOES have a daughter. Two of them to be exact. What exactly is he trying to say? Racism confuses me.

She probably took the last slice of cheesecake. That would do it for me, too.

So let me get this straight — Mrs. Jobs, right? Waits until her husband is actually dead and therefore honors her wedding vows? Fuck that bitch, amirite, three-times-married Mr. Trump?

"Pssst. Hi. I don't know you, but unless we do something drastic, they're going to make us play that game where they microwave candy on diapers and make us smell it. Will you put your high heel through my cheek? That might distract them."

Right? If I have to smell one more diaper full of melted chocolate bars...

Don't even comment on this story like none of you have ever wanted to stab somebody with a shoe at every fucking baby shower you've ever been forced to sit through.

he should ABSOLUTELY wear a flesh colored turtleneck so we can laugh at him.

So does Betty White.

Here's the 911 dispatcher (left), the robbed bride (right), and the dress (center, obvs).

Should have read the byline before clicking through. Wouldn't have done so if I had. This article is tacky and needlessly mean spirited. I mean white powder could have been adderal. Not like the effects are all that different. That's basically legal coke. Many people don't resort to street drugs until they can't get…

jesus h christ oprah let a bitch finish a sentence once in a while

Quick! Someone check him for snips and puppy dog tails!