Your poor, neglected, aging eggs, of course!

Apparently your ovaries if you're over 27. Gotta keep those eggs from disintegrating!

I recently read journalist Radley Balko's "Rise of the Warrior Cop" and San Diego was specifically cited as a bigger city where they have resisted the hysterical tide of NEED PARAMILITARY GEAR FOR EVERYTHING RAR, and have dialed back home raids for drug charges.

Tinkerbelle, of course.

I'm so sorry that happened to you. I'm glad you got the proper treatment from the police. It's always nice to know that there are some good cops out there. Especially cops who take rape cases seriously.

The library owned by Lucius in Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels. It doesn't just contain real books, it contains all books the authors dreamed of writing but never wrote. The 8th Narnia book, for example, or the complete Game of Thrones set.

That list called the Clue movie terrible.

The only thing that annoys me is how my boyfriend is so grossed out by my period blood like it is filthy. While i do not want to play with it, it isn't filthy and i am not dirty. He made a joke that when we get married he wanted me to have a seperate trash can with a skull and cross bones on it for my ladies products.…

"But what about people who like me have some sort of emotional health issues and don't have the good fortune of being able to shell out an extra $120 for already uber-expensive tickets?"

What I don't really understand about this conversation is the obsession over the symptom, not the disease. Why don't we talk more about job-hunting scenarios for Millennials, who are given really contradictory advice about something as simple as how to construct a resume? Why don't we talk about painkiller…

Those are some delicious fish you've got there. It sure would be a shame if... something happen to them.

Next up: sausage gravy.

Timothy Treadwell, from Grizzly Man? Yeah, he was an idiot. Got his girlfriend AND a number of bears killed with his stupidity, because local authorities pretty much have to kill maneaters. So for all of his "I'm one with the bears" bullshit he was directly responsible for reducing their numbers and getting an…

Ha...if I wasn't so lazy I would superimpose "Save The Vaginas: Drink a Cup a Day" on a picture of a Starbucks cup or something.

I was 18, from an Irish Catholic family (which is basically the Mommy Dearest of Catholics: no birth control EVER) and I was also working and paying my own health insurance costs. I told my mother I was having sex and she said "Are you asking my permission to get on the pill?" I said "No, I am ON the pill. I'm telling…

I had this same problem at my future in-laws' house.... but I was 39! And we had already been living together for a year! The next visit, I just reserved a hotel room. They looked shocked when we stood up after dinner and said," well, we are going to head out..."

HEY.

If your religious liberty is threatened by the basic autonomy of other human beings, maybe you just have a shitty religion.

My liberty is not the ability to infringe someone else's liberty.