I made my own recovery group called “former Catholic.” LOL

I got hit by a nun in kindergarten. I told my parents and I was pulled out of that school so fast. It was because I accidentally erased a hole in my paper correcting my penmanship too many times in one spot. Wow I can’t believe I just remembered all of that!! Fucking catholic school!

Dude. What?! Holy shit! That’s so awful.

When Angry Birds first came out and I saw the pigs, I gasped and said “Luke Skywalker pigs!” Now it’s all I can see.

I imagine it would be how my mom describes getting my dad to do anything when they were married. Appeal to his ego and complete inability to accept that someone might not like him.

Ah thanks for the correction! It’s been years so the details have slipped me but the horrors haunt me!

It’ll be like the Jersey Turnpike everywhere!

Would read!

I did not remember that Amelia Bedelia was such a fucking idiot until I started reading them to my daughter. After the first two, she looked at me and said “is she not being smart on purpose?”

I read your comment too quickly and thought you said she became a “potty trainer.” I would rather die in a deserted island.

Yugely absurd. YUGELY.

What makes these types of costumes offensive isn’t necessarily how those people were slaughtered (although that is still pretty gross) but that they’re using specific elements that are part of people’s culture and/or religion and if those items and symbols mean something to you on a cultural or spiritual level, it…

Yiiiiiikes! That’s pretty traumatizing but then to find out you have a haunted phone line.

My grandfather used to say the only thing to worry about in the woods was falling trees and bears! I’ve always been partial to being terrified of werewolves and serial killers myself. LOL

OMG! I’m terrified just reading this. I can imagine your fear at still being a half mile out and knowing something is at your back. Like I’d be torn between wanting to run backwards to keep an eye out and just wanting to move as fast as possible. This is why I never do trail runs. I know the neighborhood sidewalks are…

Damn, dude. I’m glad you’re alive.

I have to read them alone. If my husband ever catches me, he calmly closes my laptop and says “I would like us to get some sleep tonight.” LOL

BRB, OFF TO ADOPT 28 CATS!

AAAACK!

The police came to my house saying we made a 911 call when I was a teenager. I remember just assuming my dad had called the local station and asked them to come up with some pretense to check on us (he was traveling out of town at the time and my brother and I were not the most well behaved kids ever). I was pretty…