BUT IT’S STILL COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!! In all seriousness though, is the glitch that the line makes calls on its own or does it end up being another person actually trying to call 911 but for some reason it looks like it’s coming from a different number (like an unintentional spoofing)?

Scary things happening coincident to scary movies is the worst! I know a lot of people are not scared by aliens but they freak me the fuck out. I was watching the movie signs one night and the visual tricks in that had me terrified to my bones. To the extent that I made my ex come with me to get more water, to pee...I…

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DUDE.

It’s funny that you said that. I remember a republican I know referring to Trump as “not the cadidate we want or need, but probably deserve.” This was way back when he first started pulling ahead of the other cadidates and at the time I laughed because it still seemed like such a stretch that he would actually make it…

I get that from too much soy! I managed to get through most of my life with just a few pimples until I went through a huge soy phase in my 20s (milk, protein powder) and all of a sudden I had huge cycts all over my chin, neck, back, and bikini line. My doctor told me to take a hug step back from the daily soy habit…

They used to be the babysitter dogs right? I know a couple people who have pits that are super sweet. It’s sad (and scary) that a lot of the ones these days have had the niceness purposefully bred out of them.

I agree it would be ideal but most often it’s really hard to know and incredibly expensive to find out. Of course, once it’s found out the hard way, the cost is incurred anyway. The archaeologists on my staff and I always tried to write mitigation into the project that at least records searches and consultation with…

I had this fight with an only leasing company in LA! I was moving in and noticed there were roaches and silverfish in the kitchen. They said “ok, we’ll send an exterminator to your place tomorrow.” Um, this apartment had been vacant for months, I’m pretty sure you’re going to have to also send one to the hoarder who…

A friend of mine and her mom took her baby for a walk a few years ago. A neighbor had his pit that had already bitten two other people in the neighborhood out front unleashed. It ran across the street, down the block, and bit the mom’s arm as she put it in front of the baby stroller. He tore it up and she had to have…

CA too. I used to write environmental documents and have had a few construction sites shut down for sometimes a year or more over accidentally discovered indigenous remains. One particular LAUSD site unearthed remains with the very first bucket of dirt. Yeesh!

Wait. This is the same thing my dad tried to float me a few weeks ago when we were high in the backard. Did you hear this on some conservative talk radio or something?!

I, on the other hand, would like to argue FOR the retroactive abortion for women carrying Marco Rubio.

Exactly. My mother was the ultimate spoiled only child baby boomer. She had everything bought and handed to her her entire life. She had all the cars, replacement cars, education, down payments for houses and land, and never had a job until after college where she taught kindergarten for two years and then became a…

Some people consider it an investment in the future generations of your family. I mean having kids in general is in a way a kind of a desire to nurture life and continue the family line, I don’t get why that wouldn’t also extend to the grandchildren. It’s tough and it’s exhausting and nowadays people are becoming…

On the reverse side, we have a friend who constantly orders but doesn’t drink her drinks. She’ll take a sip and abandon them and order another. She’s constantly claiming to be “so wasted” and we’re all wondering why she does it. Literally no one cares if she drinks or doesn’t. It’s very odd.

What’s odd is that wine started to do that to me after years of not doing that to me. I never had a problem with red wine, although white wine would give me a headache, and could polish off a bottle and a half by myself with no issue. Then all of a sudden, half a glass gives me a headache and stomachache. Back to gin…

Ugh. My kids and my pediatrician’s kids are in the same classes at school. She sends her kids to school with ever damn snot nose and stomach flu they get so they infect the whole class. If she wasn't such a damn unicorn of a doctor in our coverage system, I would choke her out.

Hahaha “shake it off!”

My dad (also a doctor) used to tell my brother and I when we were feeling sick to “go take a hot bath.” The man was a saint to his patients and yet our medical solutions at home all revolved around warm bodies of water. One time I was in a riding accident that was so bad, I broke my hip, my scapula, and my helmet was…