No she wouldn’t have. She sounds like the type of person who could be visiting you in your house constructed entirely of modern art and still buy you a renaissance painting.

The blue is an alarming shade of ice and they are WAY too heavily lined for her age and their shape/depth. The whole thing is unsettling in a very undead way.

My grandmother had her first and only child, my mother, at the age of 42 in 1950, lived to be 97, and was much beloved by an entire town. You will be great!

You guys are seriously going to the wrong gyms. Although I admit that I pay a kings sum to go to the amazing workout palace in our city because they have three free hours of daycare a day and a bar and full service salon. Now I don’t need to traumatize my 4 year old by making her watch mommy’s bikini wax.

I need 8 times as many songs just to pick up my kids' toys in one room after one day. Le sigh...

Wow. WOW. I never got involved with the intense vitriol against her (I mean she's not telling us poors to buy $1000 hand towels, just people who can afford such things; you do you, goopy) but this actually makes me filled with rage. I just don't even understand it.

Shut up. You just shut your face right now. She did NOT say to eat chickpeas in water did she?! Ok I'm going to find her so that I might rip her face off.

YOU ARE MY PIE SPIRIT ANIMAL!

Wow! I know Lebanon Valley! I grew up in PA and went to hs in DE.

That's amazing.

Good point. The part of my brain that doesn't want to believe that everything is awful was hoping that a man might see the world differently once they saw how someone they loved has to navigate through it. Probably not though.

Everyone’s father, brother, boyfriend/husband, and/or other male keeper should be called to testify on our behalves during any and all sexual assault legal proceedings so that our claims can be substantiated. We need to appear legitimate.

Totes. They would be activists for reform right now having looked deep inside themselves and at the world around them.

Where did you go so I know where to send my kids’ tuition money?!

I tried the hardcore CIO with my first. It didn’t work so well. I had a lot better success with helping my second learn to fall asleep not in my arms and shush/pat when needed. But I did extended bfing so it wasn’t until I weaned him at 18 months that he stopped wanting a couple minutes of boob in the middle of the…

I think you get to have opinions on vaccinations considering that affects everyone.

WTF?! NO! A big fucking secret would be that they hang that shit back up on the rack for you to buy. GROSS. No one, NO ONE, not even homeless women in shelters that all these commentators are talking about wants used MFing panties. No. Just no. I have worked retail and I have volunteered in shelters...the things…

Don't forget the extra large hoop skirt!

Please have it explain to me how my husband sees a white and gold dress right next to the photoshop RGB squares that he sees as blue and black!!!! And why he saw the dress as black and blue an hour earlier?! My brain. It is melt.

We can but we have to keep it down because the closet that we threw a toddler mattress down in and rent out to a divorced dad has to get up early for work.