I'll spoon you and we'll cry together.

ZOINKS! And I felt indulgent with my rodan+fields. Tell me more of this magical cream!

Goodness! That was my HALF of the rent for our one bedroom in SF and that was 5 years ago before the city got bent over by the tech douches. I think they rent it out for $3500 last I checked. Why did I decide to life in CA?!

The overalls.

Ha! I loled and snorted. Thanks!

Her outfit is so Debbie Gibson that I'm having really weird flashbacks.

It's died down now that we're both remarried with and I have two kids but every once in a while he calls and asks for money and our mutual friend says he continues to do nothing but say really strange and bitter things about me.

Seriously. I'm a child of divorce and my mom and stepmom got along great; celebrated holidays together while we were growing up. In fact they still talk all the time now that my brother and I are in our 30s and my dad and my stepmom are divorced. And I would never in a million years imagine my mom ever feeling such…

An Open Letter to Your Ex-boyfriend,

I would love it if you could pass this sentiment along to my ex. Kthx.

I would like to spend the rest of my days searching for it though.

My first uti was also in college. My freshman year boyfriend's roommate quit school and moved home so all of a sudden we were left with a dorm room all to ourselves. Nothing left to do but bone all day long and eat ramen right? By day three, I wanted to die. I didn't realize that all that bacteria caused it so we just…

I submit the following in support of Ross being the most annoying friend:

HUCKABUTT!!!

Yeah, I agree with you. I just wish that there was more drilling into these kids head that yes this is called rape and maybe just maybe their brains would instead of thinking "oooo I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity to have sex" would think "ooooo I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity to rape"…

You do you, lady! I don't know why I've never been able to get behind those shoes. I think it might have something to do with a friend of mine who had the most hideous feet I've ever seen. She only had one pair of shoes (when she wasn't walking around barefoot) and they were this smelly run down pair of birkenstocks.…

That dress sounds gorgeous but I can't help the full body shudder at the word "birkenstocks." It's too bad your grandmother can't see you wearing her dress though. I think that would be such a nice role to play in your granddaughter's wedding!