It’s Laurel, and anyone who says otherwise is a Martian.

Everyone saying yanny is a troll and I don’t know when you got together and decided to fuck with me like this but it is extremely rude.

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

To the other 11 Cavs:

Jerkass is a criminally underused insult.

If you want a fast paced activity how about pick any sport other than golf, jerkass.

Sheriff’s department: “Mr. Smith, before I put this on, have you been drinking?”

Username (half) checks out.

100% of the fish die after being released.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

I’m honestly surprised it didn’t work out, the Browns know a ton about 0‘s

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

ONE SYLL A BLE AT A TIME

He’s definitely the guy in line in front of you bitching about how the price of fruit has gone up in the last forty years.

I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.