Ah, the romance of travel....

Don’t be so quick to drop your naivete. It’s adorable. 

The contrast between the Cheetos orange face and the freakishly pale hands is particularly striking. That his expression that says everything he’s hearing is going right over his head.

The animals, they are called “sheep” and they are free range and woe be unto you if you run over one of those little suckers. You’ll be compensating the bereaved farmer thousands of dollars for your lapse of attention to the road.

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Every summer the bears come down out of the hills and down to the Naknek River to eat their fill of salmon. (You do not want to get between a bear and his/her salmon, by the way.) Every time I see a bear, and these are big, up to a 1000 pound creatures, I am awed, and the felling of “I could be dinner” is immensly…

Did he not hear that the revolution will not be televised?

The first victim of tyranny is the truth.

Ari Fleischer, who has no soul, recognizes another golom when sees one.

Texas is not a nice place if you’re black.

“Anyone who knows Senator D’Amato knows...knows he’s an world class dick.”

Stating the rights of their corporate campaign contributors. If you can come up with a few million to pass around, you can have some right too.

He is the definition of a douche.

I think the word you are searching for is “sociopath”.

Didn’t make the soccer team, eh Bobby?

Uh, hello? New Jersey.

Mmmm, brown food.

Ah, Alabama. The state that makes Florida look smart.

Look, if you can’t use a cast iron skillet, then your cooking technique is in serious need of help, regardless of what pan you use. Cooking with and caring for a piece of cast iron cookware isn’t that hard.

Au contrare, mon Cheri. Brioche, whole grain mustard, brie, grilled thin sliced apple and wash it down with champagne.