mon Dieu!

Post-bankruptcy Citroen makes tame boring cars.

Chirac parody.

Nice, but I prefer the socialist wheels of François Mitterrand.

Time to brush off the old C5 ad.

The right kind of music is essential for drowning out the 3 miles of horns honking behind you.

The moral of this story is that one should stick with electric car types that have been proven safe before putting that kind of investment in one's garage.

Folks this is what happens when you go cheap on a job. This is why you always ask for references and you get off your ass and actually check out their completed jobs.

Renault Caravelle

Poser.

"Sir, I'm gonna have to inspect that cupcake. Mkay?"

It really Hertz me that New York is getting the Enterprise, NASA has had their Budget slashed, and the GSA is spending every Dollar like there's no tomorrow. Too bad they can't be more Thrifty like the Secret Service.

Silos are so 2011. It's Cisterns now.

Mr. Di Montezemolo,

If he had avoided the booze, stuck with waters, and kept his eyes from the circling sky, the Ferrari would have never ended up tongue-tied and twisted.

Oil smoke. I would not transplant the 164's "phenomenal" HVAC control system.

I too have the Allstate Value Plan.

Cracky McCrackerson.

I told you Winthorpe would break.

For some reason the car won't make it past 55mph now.