Look for another Green Jobs initiative to be announced late in the day.

Hopefully one day they will drop the Bolivian marching powder-era version of Cadillac old-school grandeur from a crane of similar heights.

Wow, they even have one for 1970's Lancia owners.

Because Ex-wife?

Alfa-Romeo V6 intake. No doubt these are the visual gateway-drugs to an Alfa addiction.

If CR tested Ferraris: (To beat a dead, um, er, prancing horse)

Well I guess in both cases there is always time for a do-over.

So she can't do the Blueray commentary for Gigli while in the Bronx?

James May mentally remaps the ECU of his Scalextric Mercedes, while his right eye calculates the drag coefficient, and the left conducts a pre-flight check-list.

Wouldn't be the first time...

Something to patch that ruptured fuel line and satisfy your hunger.

Queue Sarah McLachlan voice:

The cover has been blown, the secret is now out. Despite a global conspiracy to control the prices of 80's European cars involving the likes of Ford, Peugeot, BMW, Renault, Ferrari, Citroen, George Soros, The Rothschilds, Colonel Sanders, Michelin, NutraSweet, Yoko Ono, Daniel Ortega, Laibach, Rubbermaid, and the…

Think of all the innocent Thetans that were killed.

I was expecting to read that they put the kibosh on the Kubang (Maserati/Jeep SUV) because as far as I'm concerned that IS the improper relationship.

No duping here. Those are hand-turned by Bavarian master craftsmen Gnomes in their tiny Black Forest workshops, then proven on the Nürburgring before they are individually delivered to your local dealer via the claws of an eagle.

Packages themselves are the rip-offs. Much like buying full CD's at music stores before single song purchases came along you're stuck with buying a bunch of items you don't really want in order to get the 2 or 3 items you do want. I also love how they name these packages, the cold weather package, the entertainment…

They don't hate cars, they just found bankruptcy to be cool in a nihilist sort of way.

I don't care that you can't find a job with your "History of Textiles" degree, you made the Mustang Cobra girl cry!