I'm guessing that if you're invited over for a ride in a Bugatti L'Or Blanc you'll probably be as nervous as Elizabeth.

Hey, I hear you have a Mont Blanc pen.

I hear you can adjust a BMW's tail lights with a woman's eyelash curler.

The Winnebago Centauri. The Centauri was basically a stripped out version of the Winnebago Le Sharo motor home which was essentially a Renault Traffic van. I knew of a guy in Austin that fitted his Centauri out as a mobile video-editing studio, and I'm told often lived in it. The size and height of the Centauri was…

In the future all bridges are taller than the Futureliner.

Ah yes, the Emperor's New Sheet-Metal is the Hans Christian Andersen equivalent for the automotive industry and their narcissistic customer demographic.

No knock against Jeep products, but I'm not so sure that the Maserati buyer wants a vehicle based on a existing. Chrysler platform. While Maserati already uses parts from other marquees, the fact that the part is a V8 engine and the brand is a Ferrari does not hurt the Maserati brand image.

Lambo serves a beat down on Bambi's father.

Porsche unveiled the 2012 Porsche 911 at the National Bar Association annual event showcasing the "new for-2012" features.

Matt,

I've got to go with the Wienermobile just to hear how NASCAR announcers would deal with it.

I think Cartman had a great idea.

Anne Sullivan - (Tapping on Helen's hand) - Helen, I'd like to get your opinion of this unique VW Passat.

What do you mean Chrysler came in last? I loved Chrysler-Maserati TC!

Somewhere in the halls of the DOT there is a bureaucrat ticked off that he was unable to prevent this car from terrorizing American roads.

I've already witnessed this in car books. I have about 5 car books in various sizes and categories that essentially use the same photos, descriptions, and typesetting.

I'm guessing to keep with the current vision of Lotus the Exige Matte Black Final Edition will have 12 coats of paint, double the weight of competitors matte finishes.

The Aliens must use Flash.

So I guess if we all spoofed our MAC addresses to an agreed upon address that would make things a bit interesting.

I'm not condoning illegal activity, but....