Well given that 1986 cars are now eligible for import I guess that it might actually be here in a 100% legal capacity. Hmm... I just need to find one that's not rusted out or trashed beyond repair.

You get a heartclick just because you're on a helpdesk. I'll offer you the "back when I did it/walking through 10 miles of snow" story. No remote control, 166mhz PC's, Token-Ring networks, one monitor, Win95 and NT3.51. Most of the issues from people calling in about shared PC's could be resolved by deleting the…

Sadly no one here knows the joy of the Peugeot 205. I've driven the only turbo diesel one here and its still a good car despite the motor. (which is not bad, but it's not the petrol GTI)

It makes you rethink the past 50 years of alien invasion memes. What if they're just looking for a cheaper workforce willing to engage in a long term contract?

Well the big issue with that is since that movie came out the aliens have moved away from dial-up and instead have embraced secure VPN connections. Jeff would first have to call the alien helpdesk (no doubt outsourced on a different planet from their own, possibly a colonized one) and request a link to download the…

A diesel engine in the USA would be nice, but that's about as likely to happen as a Hyperspace option.

ECU Diagnostic Dump:

Memo: Acceleration issues.

When NATO bombs the factory. (Yugo)

When you hire Baghdad Bob as your restoration press secretary.

Here's a coupon, hope it helps.

Just think Wally, in the future we'll wait 3 hours at the airport for a flight that will take 12 minutes!

The two automotive phrases that give me the chills are "initial quality" and now, "perceived quality."

CP, but only because the price is too high.

Looks more like an album cover from the French band, Les Village People

Andreesen shut your gob! You've been a pissy little munt ever since you lost the browser wars. All we remember about Netscape is that in the end it was a low-rent ISP offering "enhanced" dial-up services.

My neighbors had a bright yellow one that we would all pack into. I loved that car as a kid as my friend's mom always shifted near the red line, and to a 10 year old it sounded like we were racing. Their last name was Lee, and to this day my brother swears up and down that their car read "Lee Car" on the side. I'm not…

Renault R5 Turbo. Renault took an econobox and transformed it to such a degree that the average guy wanted to be seen behind the wheel of one. (across the pond that is)