"Internet! Please stop being the internet!"

"You hate quicktime events."

For a game that's supposed to be so shocking, you sure do die like a little wuss.

Those are some pretty sweet boobs. I'm glad someone is finally making a game just for us guys. Amirite, y'all?

Nothing about this a few dickwolves can't fix. Amirite?

I can see what you mean about the current DC art style, but I'm not getting that vibe at all from current Marvel art.

So they can double dip and release GTAV on next gen platforms next year. Duh.

Nope. Conroy said in a recent interview that he'd been doing voice work for another Batman game that they were doing that wasn't Origins.

No Conroy, no purchase.

It's about time someone reigned in these murder simulators. Sure, gamers occasionally get to use the amazing fighting skills they learned from video games for defending Earth Realm from 1000 years of Hell-like torment, but the majority of the time they're just pulling the heads off of people on the streets.

As someone who hates needles, I take offense to Monday's comic. In fact, I am offended by their entire "Pinny Arcade" endeavor. As demonstrated in the comic, you can stick yourself with the pins. Due to that, it is causing me the trauma of having to experience getting a tetanus shot in my mind, and therefore should be…

The Dragon Age Origins Zevran achievement isn't included here because it ain't gay if it's an elf.

It looks like a giant Heroclix figure.

To be fair, she was "pre-Sadako" in Ring Zero, there to make her a sympathetic character by showing her life and what led to her becoming a monster.

Where is the story about children flinging birds at structures? I mean, with millions upon millions of Angry Birds players teaching our youth about virtual bird-slinging, then we obviously have to have an epidemic on our hands. Nay, a Birdemic even!

Or maybe some of us like it since it's the antithesis of all the moe harem bullshit that's been plaguing anime for the last decade.

No WataMote makes me sad...

Fact: Boys were never dicks to girls on the playground or in the schoolyard until video games were invented!

Always bet waifu!

Nothing is going to make people stop being assholes. It's the price you pay for playing in public games. If you jump into the monkey pit, one of them is going to throw shit at you.