No need to worry! Microsoft already said there's a product for people that won't be able to play the One. It's called the 360!

A thousand times this!

WataMote is the only anime you need to watch this season. Nay, it is the only anime you need to watch EVER!

Don't hate. The Vita version is fun as hell.

How about one for Steam? In the last day I encountered "Child Molester," "Nigga," and "Smoke Weed All Day."

#yoloswag420 is actually Gabe's Steam name.

It's all about Geese Howard's theme!

Sorry, but despite it's history, it's not named World of Warcraft. It will fail just like every other MMORPG that has tried to compete in the market, no matter how good or high quality they were.

Damn you, Bible Adventures!!! You've given me a one way ticket to Hell!!!

Borderlands 2. Ellie. Not only is she a big lady, she totally owns it.

I still have a Sega CD and this game. It's honestly one of my top 3 systems of all time.

Multiple maps? What is this madness?

Still my favorite system of all time. So much goodness on it by SNK and Capcom.

I don't think that's the cost of buying it. I think that's the cost of water, heating, electricity, property taxes, etc. for a year.

Calls him "Rye-Oo." Not legit.

Fact: Any time you see a female character with one of those creepy anime masks, it's a dude under there.

I know right... You should see the looks I get at work when I talk about running over hookers to get my money back.

Needs some old school space sims like X-Wing and Wing Commander...

Microsoft shoots down the chance of me buying one any time soon.

Since we can't send the little shits to bed without their supper, I say we do the next best thing: Cancel CoD: Ghost. That'll teach 'em.