I appreciate that, but please do know that none of this would be possible without all of my talented, hard-working colleagues here at Kotaku. We are a team in so many ways, and none of these stories are single-person efforts, ever.

Another fantastic read. I have the utmost respect for you, Jason, you’re going to be remembered for being at the tip of the spear of the unionization of this garbage ass industry.

QA tester here — I’ve dealt with being contracted through Volt before, as well as directly through the company I was working for. This is all worse than anything I had to deal with, but ultimately the same sentiment was always true. QA testers were generally secondary, were discouraged from speaking to other…

Maudra Fara must be the Tammy Faye Baker of Thraa.

The idea that they'll ever ban him is a pipe dream...even if Jack wasn't basically in his pocket, he drives traffic. That's all that matters.

More like weecock, AMIRITE?

I worked QA on Black Ops III at the El Segundo Activision location, placed by Volt. We were paid a base wage of $10/hour, and initially the hours were 8am-6pm Monday thru Saturday. Crunch time we worked 7am-7pm every single day of the week.

Are there any text adventures bundled with this thing?

This is awesome!  Where is the GOP convention going to be?  Who is going to take one for the team and buy up all the Budweiser & Natty Ice?  Lets start a Go Fund Me page!

Bryan Singer has been officially removed from Millennium Film’s Red Sonja

Exactly what I came here to say; what my parents have done since I was a kid was to fry up half-a-pound of bacon in the pan, and set aside. Leaving the grease in the pan, boil the ‘beans in a seperate pot, drain, then add to the skillet, then crush the bacon into pieces and stir in with the greenbeans and grease.

Sorry, I love canned green green beans. They’re soft, not mushy. Fresh and frozen are too chewy. A little bit of bacon fried in the bottom of the pot and a bouillon cube mixed in and it’s fine. Compared to the other options we typically had growing up (spinach or broccoli, or occasionally peas) canned green beans were…

Step 1: Pick green beans fresh from garden

Green beans are merely a vehicle for eating butter and salt. Heat green beans in butter, add salt, eat. 

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

This does look incredible. I like the idea of animals interacting with player-made objects. Now I’m imagining the process of transferring rollercoaster code into a monkey.

So, Rodriguez used some manga panels to help storyboard the movie?

When the National Beverage Company was questioned about this lawsuit, they were a bit fizzy on the details.

Hannah Gadsby. It’s right in the title. You have the most powerful research tool the world has ever known at your fingertips. Look her up.

Since it is being covered on The Takeout, I assume you can eat airline food?