He has had some sort of Fortnite promotion/event and had a guest performance for a Super Bowl halftime show. Can’t remember if it was this year or the one before. I guess he’s big with the yout’s.

So.... it’s Travis Scott’s fault that the McDonald’s near my house can’t sell me a Quarter Pounder lately.

How about Dave Chappelle is allowed to be friends with whoever he wants, but everyone else is allowed to criticize Chappelle for choosing to be friends with a dude who forced women to watch him jack off.

Louis CK, just fuck off. 

Tater Tot is my fuzzy little rage monster of a dog. Fifteen pounds of pure disrespect. Unless you have an actual tater tot, in which case she’s laser-focused on getting one. My wife is to blame; she likes to make her into a cannibal.

My cat mostly likes fat, understandably. She loves butter, bacon grease, schmaltz, fatty fish like salmon and char (skin especially), rich and ripened soft cheeses from cows’ milk (no bleu). Other than that, salt and crunch (hello, potato chips), meat of any kind, including once dressed with spicy sauces, yogurt, raw…

My 13 year old cat recognizes two words: food (since he was a six month old kitten) and milk (since my boyfriend gave him some a few days ago). My boyfriend was eating cereal and spoon fed him, then let him drink out of his bowl. Mind you, the bf is a dog person and was never a cat person, so seeing this was a shock…

My little sister had a guinea pig named Pepper who would drink soda from a glass and eat Froot Loops and bologna & cheese sandwiches.  Rather unironically, said guinea pig became diabetic.

My cat has a taste for leather. Actually he eats only dry kibble, refuses everything else. And, it must be grain free. No table scraps, no wet cat food, no broth from cooking meat. Just boring dry kibble and some grain free treats. Then he discovered leather. Leather shoes have teeth marks all over them. Leather…

I have a dog who really likes spicy food. pickled jalapenos, leftovers with hot sauce, you name it, she’d eat it. At first I was careful about giving her spicy food because I thought it was bad for dogs, but nope, they just normally avoid it.

She’s a really strange pupper.

I had a cat who looooved broccoli. Just plain steamed broccoli, no butter, salt, or sauce needed. 

When I was a kid, my family had a cat who loved lima beans. No other human food, just lima beans.

I think I have most everyone beat. My younger cat loves to eat ribbons. She has a ribbon toy, and we have to hide it when we’re not playing with her, because she’ll actually try to swallow the end of it. She will also bite off and eat the elastic on masks, given half a chance, so they have to be kept out of her reach…

The best flours seem to be employee owned - Bob’s Red Mill is too!

Nduja makes everything better.

I once heard Michelin starred chef Sarah Grueneberg say “get good ingredients and get out of the way.”

Thank you for providing a new and delicious way to incorporate Irish whiskey into my breakfast routine.

She compared a black man to an ape. They do not look anything alike unless you are a racist and that’s what you see when you see a black man, so yes, it does make her racist.

Yeah, language is inflexible and famously has never changed through usage. Any sociolinguist will tell you this.

The restaurant chose to put it on draft, though.