He has had some sort of Fortnite promotion/event and had a guest performance for a Super Bowl halftime show. Can’t remember if it was this year or the one before. I guess he’s big with the yout’s.

So.... it’s Travis Scott’s fault that the McDonald’s near my house can’t sell me a Quarter Pounder lately.

Not really what the article is about, but yeah, fuck her.

Sorry, hate to be the guy, but it’s Pedro*.

Everyone thinks This is Spinal Tap! was the original, but Eric Idle did it first:

And are not even close to profitable

Just based on the trailer, it feels like “You like science fiction? Cool, cool. We’re gonna make This Is Us with rockets.”

How about Dave Chappelle is allowed to be friends with whoever he wants, but everyone else is allowed to criticize Chappelle for choosing to be friends with a dude who forced women to watch him jack off.

Louis CK, just fuck off. 

Sir Terry Pratchett died in 2015.

IIRC the clown doll wasn’t a prop; it was something the set decorators found in a gift shop in downtown L.A.

Tater Tot is my fuzzy little rage monster of a dog. Fifteen pounds of pure disrespect. Unless you have an actual tater tot, in which case she’s laser-focused on getting one. My wife is to blame; she likes to make her into a cannibal.

My cat mostly likes fat, understandably. She loves butter, bacon grease, schmaltz, fatty fish like salmon and char (skin especially), rich and ripened soft cheeses from cows’ milk (no bleu). Other than that, salt and crunch (hello, potato chips), meat of any kind, including once dressed with spicy sauces, yogurt, raw…

My 13 year old cat recognizes two words: food (since he was a six month old kitten) and milk (since my boyfriend gave him some a few days ago). My boyfriend was eating cereal and spoon fed him, then let him drink out of his bowl. Mind you, the bf is a dog person and was never a cat person, so seeing this was a shock…

My little sister had a guinea pig named Pepper who would drink soda from a glass and eat Froot Loops and bologna & cheese sandwiches.  Rather unironically, said guinea pig became diabetic.

My cat has a taste for leather. Actually he eats only dry kibble, refuses everything else. And, it must be grain free. No table scraps, no wet cat food, no broth from cooking meat. Just boring dry kibble and some grain free treats. Then he discovered leather. Leather shoes have teeth marks all over them. Leather…

I have a dog who really likes spicy food. pickled jalapenos, leftovers with hot sauce, you name it, she’d eat it. At first I was careful about giving her spicy food because I thought it was bad for dogs, but nope, they just normally avoid it.

She’s a really strange pupper.

I had a cat who looooved broccoli. Just plain steamed broccoli, no butter, salt, or sauce needed.