Airportwhiskey
Airport Whiskey
Airportwhiskey

YOU A WINNER! HA HA HA!

It's a South Park reference.

You don't have a Nissan Altima by any chance do you? Mine constantly trips the auto shut-off. It's especially frustrating living in Oregon because I have to wait for the attendant to restart it each time.

They're all a bunch of phonies.

Happy to be of service.

This is the one I have. It's quite good.

It is. There are multiple torrents floating around of it if you look.

Fuck cops, and fuck you too. This has nothing to do with police harassment or speed limits. They are assholes just for the sake of being assholes which gives bad cops itchy trigger fingers. It makes life more dangerous for everyone, but the instigators don't seem to really give a shit.

They should hire the same engineers that made the water tower.

The pilot was a psychic? How did you come to that conclusion? I just always figured that MIB in smoke monster form offed him because Frank, not Seth, was supposed to be the pilot.

Better a sedative and magnets vs. open and a truckload of X-rays. Especially if you have to have scans done every two months.

My '71 VW camper van. That thing was a crazier than a bag of cats when it snowed.

Same here.

おめでとう!

It is right there in the name.

Director Fury is gonna be pissed when he finds out Brian Cox has been goofing off in his tesseract testing facility.

You're not the only one.

No, it's perfect.

Kanye would have disemboweled that paparazzi with a straight razor on the spot.