I lived in Japan for almost 10 years, and virtually all of the puking I have done in my adult life was done there. Each time was almost an exact rehash of what happened to you. There was this restaurant that the expats liked to go to called Hiyotanya that I nicknamed "The Wafting Stench." On Tuesdays they had an all…

Another sign that UCLA needs to stop spiking the Gatorade with 'roids.

I taught English in Japan for about ten years and it would come up from time to time. The more advanced students would eventually want to learn how to use expletives. I would usually relent, depending on the class but I always would preface the lesson with "feel free to use this information but you will almost…

Thanks for putting in the gif so I can see this on my phone. :) Also, excellent and totally appropriate use of the "badasses" tag. Whoever that pilot is, they have mad skills.

Oh god...

Forgive the confusion, but how do we know if we're followed? I know I follow you, however I can't seem figure out who, if anyone, follows me.

You just need a bigger boat.

It is true, sadly.

Settle down Veruca.

Duel and Cujo.

Maybe later. Right now I want to play GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR.

There is a provision in the 1033 program that the equipment/supplies given to the department must be used within a year of delivery. If they don't they have to buy it or give it back.

"Spanking the Monkey".

You should check out the Tommy Lee Jones Suntory Boss coffee commercials as well. They are next level strange.

SoftBank bought Sprint a while back so I'm almost positive that their new ad campaign is a straight crossover from these commercials.

And I thought the cell phone commercials were weird.

Not to take away from the weirdness, but those are ceramic roof tiles. They aren't particularly sturdy and were designed to slide off the top of buildings during earthquakes to lower the center of gravity and prevent damage.