You beat me to it.

I had a supremely wonky turn signal in my ‘71 VW camper. It had a leak in the front somewhere and often the fuse box would get flooded. This would happen almost weekly in the fall and winter, as I lived in the Pacific Northwest at the time. The relays for the turn signals were particularly sensitive to water and would…

Try not to loose any sleep over it.

The Aeon Flux animated short “War” is almost exactly that.

Oh but that music! Why must everyone ruin things with shitty GarageBand-composed techno!?

Which is kind of amazing considering what a huge pile of shit he is.

The “early warning” system is only activated after a quake happens. Seismographs detect a quake and determine, within milliseconds, how far and at what magnitude the quake will propagate. The system then sends signals to installed devices that warn you that a quake is coming. 15-20 seconds in advance at best. That…

Came to say the same thing. That place is a shitshow.

Fuck you. These idiots are most likely transplants. Proper PNW people and actual environmentalists know not to touch the fucking wildlife.

Why does this not have 1000 stars!?

It's Chinese, not Japanese. If you’re going to complain about racism, don’t be racist in the process.

I had blocked that from my memory. All of the excitement just fell out of me like a disembowled taun-tawn.

In the context of a long distance relationship, sure. Have your FaceTime sexytimes. It is only natural in that case to send and receive some naughty bits. But for the most part I’m with you, the unsolicited Dic-Pic® is just foul and should not exist.

“Yo dawg, we heard you like posts about recalls so we put a recall on your post about recalls!”

I always thought he drove a first-gen Civic. It’s the natural choice. That or a 1987 Subaru GL hatchback.

Like these guys? Oh wait, that's right, nothing happened to them.

They are usually quick to run away but yeah, they can be very dangerous. Their back legs are very powerful with sharp hooves designed to kick wolves, often fatally.

It can be oddly reassuring at times. I was camping as a kid in the high lakes of the Cascades in Oregon with my dad and it was an area where bears had been seen recently. The second night we heard splashing and crunching down by the lake a few hundred yards away and decided that it would be a good time to get out of…