Yeah, Can-Am cars are just fucking insane at full throttle. You feel the ground tremble and the concussion in your chest

I changed so man god forsaken tires with one of those things. I worked at a commercial equipment repair shop right out of high school. Therein I learned one of the great paradoxes of the mechanical world: the smaller the tire, the bigger the pain in the ass. Seriously, if I were given the choice between changing a…

I know, right? For the love of all that is holy, STOP USING PORTRAIT MODE!!

This will make me sound like an old guy, but there used to be patch kits that used fire to vulcanize the rubber and adhere the patch. (My dad told me about them).

1) Yes, I know that.

The Deliverator’s car it ain’t.

THIS. So much. I wondered if I was the only person who actually read TKAMB to begin with, because it’s right there in the text.

I like it more when people paint their drum brakes red.

Rust. Intentional rust.

If you need this you’re probably the type of Ford owner I laugh at when at the boat ramp. Up next - seat bottom that flips forward so you can pee while you sit and drive.

Hard Drivin’. Best arcade Racing Game ever. It’s got jumps, loop-a dee loops, high banked corners, and the best part, a CLUTCH! Need to start the car? Use the clutch. Need to shift? Use the clutch. Don’t use the clutch? Car stays kaput. I loved this game as a kid, and would love to play it again.

NO!

Saw this earlier this morning, and I’m already in talks with a buddy of mine about building one based on the Auto Union Type A. Looks like a hilarious little summer project.

Given that your kart can only weigh 250 lbs... I’ll just go order your casket now. I’ll order one for me as well because I’m totally driving your kart after you die in it.

multi chainsaw engined motorcycle?

The Toyota Carolla is the most ordinary car of all the decades. Any decade that it wasn't made was simply due to the fact that people of the time couldn't be bothered to create something so average.

Based on the motor swap and exterior, which looks awesome, I was all set to give it NP.

I never said I like the car. Actually the one my dad got my sister was a miserable little car (for me when I had to drive it anyways). Although I like driving stick (I have a 13 manual fusion) my car at that time, a 93 Buick regal I purchased from my GRANDPA was by far a much more pleasurable car to drive.

I am probably not the first with this but whatever. You could buy 2 of these and have 1250 left. Which could probably be used to buy two more that are in slightly worse shape but still running. My dad bought one for my sister probably 12 years ago for $600, a convertible five speed. 4 cars for 5k with $50 left over…