There are a lot of slow EV's, but that's not one of them. Sure, it's not FAST by 2012 standards, but it was capable of 8 sec. 0-60 times and quarter miles in the mid to low 16's which was faster than a lot of gas cars in the late 90's. Yeah, the range isn't big, particularly if you're going fast, but the stop sticks…
According to Wikipedia ( so you know it's true! ) he was reported to be the 2nd highest paid athlete in the world in 2004, reportedly earning $80 million. Last year he was reported to have made $47 million or so for driving and endorsements.
Look around, buy an '05 or '06 Jeep Liberty Diesel. Or find one that's been in an accident and pull the motor out for your swap.