After having the steak, Rick quoted Bob as saying that his column was "well done".

Good news: These games will be taken over by fully privatized teams playing in their stead. Look for the Halliburton Contractors to play the Academi Mercenaries this weekend!

These interspecies custody disputes are the absolute worst.

Leyland now ranks as the second coolest old person in baseball after Ted Williams.

Anamatronic Casino Indian 1: Welcome to Heap Big Steakhouse! Do you have...reservations?
Anamatronic Casino Indian 2: Only about self-important sports writers using the genocide of our people to defend continuing racism.

And the Lakers have already deleted the tweet. Although I think they've made things a little worse. Check out their feed now:

To put it crudely: it doesn't have a lot of Mexicans.

If Marshall Mathers ever figures out what you mean, watch out.

1. Unsweetened green

1. Long Island

His Wizards teammates are excited to see the 11 places in his house where they can shit all over.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

Without the NFL, me Austin Collie no boinky ouch sad - feel sad room spin Austin SIT! sad

Without the NFL, I would only be in a CO___ICT of interest in making this ridiculous argument.

How far can you punt a football?

This video isn't that unique, people from Portland are used to watching other teams in the playoffs

AMUSED? Hemingway wasn't even amused when a 2-ton fighting-bull (who was also a jaded WWI veteran) lept into his fine watercraft "Pilar" and proceeded to regale him with tales of Northern Michigan while concurrently downing a liter of gin.

Ernest Hemingway is not amused.

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