The good news is that Matt Leinart will never have a concussion problem for essentially the same reason that R.A. Dickey will never have Tommy John surgery.

This reminds of the time when I was a kid and my dad promised that the upcoming Christmas would be something we'd never forget. He told us this at Thanksgiving dinner, so I'm sure you can imagine the buildup of anticipation that two young boys were experiencing.

Given how much politicians like a good photo op I'm surprised they didn't have a picture of the dog at the capital building.

CHICAGO FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Pearl Jam has sucked for a LONG time, guys. No need to get morbid about it though.