Call me a cynic, but I think he was laughing more at mom's giggle than his new found eyebrow powers.

Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!

Protip: roll in catnip first!

Strong work. I love it when someone is willing to take the unpopular position.

I nearly turned off at London. We don't sound like that, mainly because London has different accents within it, Saaf London has it's own accent, as does East London, I don't know what she was doing but I think it was a jumble of the North London boys who now all live in suburby areas not really in Inner London and the…

Are you all mad? These are horrible! Her accents sound almost nothing like what people from those regions sound like. Even her RP sounds like an American trying to do a British accent. I realize she's actually British, but maybe she's been living in New York too long?

Yes, please GRRM, ignore your family, friends, and life so you can concentrate on what I want!! I am so fucking important!! Also please rush through the books that I want so desperately and make sure that you put no time, love, and care into them!!!

Agreed. Which is why I am willing to go to your house and eat your dog.

I don't waste my smiles on people I haven't fucked at least twice.

Nope. I think they're spectacular.

Am I an asshole if I think these photos are really pretty?

Did you just Godwin in here? Goddamnit, I just had the carpets cleaned.

Basking Sharks eat krill - they cannot swallow people their mouths are a big filter. Not dangerous at all.

#notallguineapigs

Not that long, but the Republicans (and idiots like you) think that we have to wait years to be seen.

Right. A huntsman can eat one of those.

I tried to take a shower last night and dropped my phone in the toilet so I feel like I can relate.

So what I'm getting from this is that you're anti-fun and kind of boring.

I read all genres of literature without prejudice, and in my experience they all have their share of the good the bad and the ugly. I'm genuinely interested to know why and on what basis you feel justified in 'poking fun' at the others? Especially if you don't read them and aren't familiar with them? Could it be in…