You know too much...

Fun fact- my Glee Club choreographer from high school was his dance double in Footloose! Word on the street- Kevin Bacon is a super nice dude!

NO NO NO NO. I HAVE NEVER HEARD GOB JOB AND WILL NEVER FORGET IT NOW.

But they don't understaaaaaaaand it like I do. They probably had an easier time in high school and can date anybody they want to and don't even really "get" it, you know?

Definitely isn't fake. I know the person who wrote this.

When she says, "Well, well

Person of Interest. A lot of very smart discussion about just what constitutes "life".

I am going to post this gif in every article. Please don't ban me.

But you're anthropomorphising the dog, rather than going for the simplest explanation. I'm not saying you are categorically wrong (because we can never know 100%), I'm just saying what's more likely.

I feel like this is the only dance move you could do to it

Oh cool, a cat has more comprehensive mental health care than me...

Ultimately, she's arguing with a preschooler- and he's winning. Ignore him or put him in a time out, for crap's sake!

This one really got me. I tear up every time I see it:

I'm a server and I think the standard is somewhere around 20% regardless of whether you have no messy toddlers with you or a twelve top of them. That being said, 20% is for great service. If I were your server and I gave you shitty service for whatever reason I would not expect you to reward me for doing a bad job.…

This is some woman's idea of the perfect wedding, though. Not mine by a long shot, but some people get married in Taco Bells or full cosplay. I just can't get mad about it. When it comes to weddings, everybody do you, have fun, mazel, etc.

I think his appeal is at least 50% voice.

That's actually how I became vegan. 4 blocks of cheese over 3 days = sudden onset lactose intolerance. It all kind of snow balled from there.

Ahhh, "females." My favorite dehumanizing term for women. Whenever I hear that in real life, I ask "Female what? Squid? Groundhog? Oak tree?"