If you reverse the list then that's actually the agenda for my entire day.

DOG: IS THIS WHERE WE LIVE NOW? OK I WILL JUST LAY ON TOP OF YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME FOR WALK OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL I WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU WANT ME TO GO GET BALL OH THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OVER THERE LET ME SEE IF THEY HAVE BALL

I was searching for the perfect God-Vagina gif, but all I got was porn. I offer this as my humble apology:

*looks over at the nest of blankets, sheets, pillows, books and stuffed animals on her bed*

My gyn once said, while doing an exam: beautiful cervix! And I said, before I could stop myself: I bet you say that to all the women. True story. And we both laughed.

One time I fell while hiking in the woods. I wondered...did anyone hear me?

I was adopted into a white family from South Korea. I grew up in Minnesota and every now and then people made innocently rude comments. Very, very rarely would they be on the level of what this woman is reporting her children have experienced. So I don't know ... Either this woman lives somewhere where people are…

There is no way this guy doesn't die before the books are done.

I signed to say that I love this image. This is exactly what I expect Martin to do to us.

Dude, this is just the first paragraph. He's releasing it as he goes.

yeah, but I gave them all away. To the Duggars.

No. You know what? Don't. The Duggars are a hot mess, but don't go snarking on this woman for being comfortable in her body.

THANK YOU! This Beyonce video made me laugh, she always looks soooo fucking ridiculous.

They aren't ridiculously talented. Beyonce can sing but her songs are laughably stupid. Jay-Z used to be the whole package.. but now sounds like some old/faded rapper.. rapping about how great/rich he is. Kanye...? Kanye jumped the shark creatively a while ago... we're just watching his fame putter out now, marrying…

When does the Jay-Z/Beyonce/Kanye fame train end? I'm sick of these people.

I love Queen Bey as much as the next person, but after watching her most recent straight to iTunes dvd, I am DONE seeing her crack, underbutt, thong, etc. It was excessive, video after video. But maybe, I wasn't meant to watch it straight through. Anyway, I did like that one on the beach with Jay Z. Can't remember if…

I don't even hate read that shit, I ignore its very existence. I come here and oh look! some gibberish from the Daily Mail, AGAIN. ffs.

Do you guys have some kind of financial deal with the Daily Mail where you send traffic their way several times a week? No idea why so much 'news' comes via that place otherwise.