Legalize it.

I looked at the calendar and I'm pretty sure that 5 months and 17 days away is almost exactly my boyfriend's brother's wedding day. DOUBLE WEDDING!

A ha. I'm thinking that might just have made me a convert...

There are also a few with some red fur and some silver. But the pure silver is the most amazing!

"Did you just compare KStew to Shakespeare?"

I watched the latest episode of Vampire Diaries last night, and I really think I am now completely done with this show (frankly, I should have stopped a few seasons ago, but I felt invested, you know?). How awful has it become? I mean it's always been a little cray, but now its not even entertaining anymore. I hate…

My first thought? "You came in like a wiiiiffffflle ball...."

I sometimes get mad at ancient peoples for not domesticating animals like foxes and bears. Like, did you even try?

Don't forget Jo Brand. She'll cut a bitch.

I would also much rather have a casserole than assholery. Thank you! :)

I just turn it down and put on Kate Bush. Completely different feel.

Hey guys, my mother's divorce to my horrible, abusive stepfather was finalized this week! She was married to that jackass for 25 years and now she's finally free. Woo hoo! I've been sending her celebratory animated gifs all day long. Like this one:

I wonder if he is paid for his technical knowledge or his color commentary.

I love the point where the announcer just gives up. "That's just inhuman. That should not be physically possible."

I put on a shirt as soon as I got up today! That's enough for me!

Ummm... That WAS inhuman. I'm not even a figure skating fan (sorry not sorry—every routine looks the same to me) but this was just... ... Liquid human.

This is the greatest! And, btw, their dislike for Mallory made me dislike Mallory until I realized that she was awesome (at least no worse then the rest of them) and that the BC had to get over themselves. This realization was major in my preteen life.

LW#3: My soon-to-be-ex-husband actually left me in October for one of his coworkers, who was also one of my closest friends. Another friend & I still miss her. We were talking about how for my birthday dinner in January, it felt like someone was missing. I know it seems silly in the face of everything going on, but…

Well at least you recognize your prejudice so that's something. I assume when you say sweet older teacher/young enthusiastic ones you are referring to women. You know what I would prefer over sweet or enthusiastic? Capable teachers regardless of age or gender.

Can I just say, good on the school for calling the cops instead of trying to do some ridiculous cover up thing. In the long run they come out of this with way less egg on their face, and this awful teacher isn't being allowed to be around children anymore.