One thing that caught my attention is Jezebel posts sponsored items (bags, jewelry, etc.) from random sponsors. These items tend to be kind of expensive. I'm very sure they know all kinds of people read their website. Also, most of the authors (if not all of them) seem to come from privileged backgrounds. Sometimes…

Do we have time for kind of a long story? I'm gonna tell it anyway.

I swear, sometimes I wonder if those people are talking about humans or dogs breeds, because the notion of "pure race" is RIDICULOUS.

anyone (and everyone) who uses the argument "(s)he married a person of a race to which (s)he does not belong" to justify that the person in question is racist is really fucking racist.

It feels like he blew into town and enchanted us all, and then left in the dead of the night without even a note. :( I feel conned.

You guys, I've been waiting all week for this open thread, because I've been feeling stuck and alone and like nothing will ever change for me. But yesterday I submitted an application (for another retail job, but this one is for big bookstore chain and therefore has more potential for raises/promotions than my 4…

Like all true patriots, Sarah Palin does not ask what her country can do for her, but instead asks if her country can do it for her like right now, because she's a very busy woman.

She needs them to get a little extra height to see Russia from her house. Just keeping an eye on them, ya know?

But then what are we going to talk to our imaginary BFF (I think it's Jennifer Lawrence, currently) about?

How many imaginary boyfriends do we (collective Jez) have?

So, I checked all the major news outlets and can't find any stories on a man named Jesse Williams giving birth. You'd think Reuters or AP would have picked up on such a medical miracle by now...

I listened to a story about this on NPR today, and my understanding is that the woman is not being kept alive, because technically she is dead. She is brain dead, so her doctors would consider her dead, and so does her family. Her lifeless body is being kept minimally functioning so that the fetus, who is not viable…

A man had a baby? Wow this changes...nothing. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

"Oh, you're a redhead. Please don a full beekeeper's suit. I don't care if it is January."

"But every day we will recruit a few more allies, talk to a few more elected officials, convince a few more voters. Some days the steps will come easily; we'll feel the wind at our backs. Other times our knees will buckle. We'll tire of the burden. I know this feeling. But we'll persist." I find this so inspirational.…

Whoever brought onions to work is dead to me.

This is probably because I had just written to the Count begging him to kill Elmo in his sleep, thus negating your plea.

I don't understand. Put the cat down? Unless you suddenly caught fire why would you put the cat down? It's your duty, privilege and honor to pet the cat. Putting a cat down is like hanging up on the president when he calls to tell you he loves you and wants to be your best friend and return all your tax money.

When humans get into bed, that is when the super-fast-invisible-poison-mice appear. So as to catch us off guard.
You're a dick for not getting it.

Sophie stood at the foot of what was once the Parliament House as smoke rose from its hulking remains. She opened her lungs to the smell of charred wood, asphalt, and flesh and grinned.