Was I totally wrong in thinking that standing on their hind legs for too long was bad for dogs because of the way their joints are put together??

I mean, my granddad told me that once, but it might have just been so I'd stop waltzing with his border collie.

It usually does.

Or "I don't trust a girl who boasts about not having any female friends". 'Cause sometimes life just happens in such a way that you have certain friends, and that's just chance. Going out of your way to be proud of not having female friends makes me give people serious side-eye.

I feel the opposite. I like cock. Don't like dick. Cock is such a satisfying word! Do we at least agree on moist though? What is WITH that word?

I am so, so sorry. I'd like to tell you you're not alone, but it's actual physical people being useful you want right now and unfortunately the Interwebs doesn't deliver that. You might be already, but if not consider talking to someone professional about this. No one should have to deal with this alone.

It's always ginger night.

Yay! I spent most of their scenes giggling and hoping that at least once GRRM had meant it as a sex joke.

1) Learn from my mistakes. Never, ever, ever, EVER allow yourself to be in a relationship with someone who won't stand up for you. It sucks absolute balls and shreds your self-esteem.

That word peeves me. Partially because it sounds absurd, and partially because it doesn't mean what it seems to mean. Mansplaining implies that the thing that's wrong with the statement is that it was said by a man. What we MEAN is it was said by an idiot from a position of privilege who should just gtfo. But…

You're completely wrong about at least one "entitled white asshole". I hate the use of the photo because of my experiences, not because of my lack of them. And your experiences and opinions are not better than mine just because you think they are. It really disappoints me that so many people on Jezebel could be so…

Thank you. I'm quitting this damn thread 'cause it's making me so angry.

"The nerve"? I'm pissed you think you have the right to look at it because it gives you some emotional reaction. Jesus, it's not about what YOU felt or what I feel. It's about the KID.

No, we need to give ALL victims the right to choose whether their pictures should be shown, because this is not about us, our feelings or our education. It is about THEIR lives. Since he cannot consent and doesn't appear to have family around who deserve to do it for him, they shouldn't have posted the picture.

No. We do not have the right to view a picture of this child at (hopefully) the worst moment of his life. He cannot consent, and he apparently doesn't have safe adults around to do it for him. So just no.

It's like this: could I live without alcohol? Yes. Could I live without weed? I'd be sad, but yes. Could I live without tobacco? Easily. Could I live without tea? HELL TO THE FUCKING NO.

I read Jezebel for over a year before creating an account and starting to comment. Maybe this person created a different account to post that, so the question wasn't linked to her.

Honestly, I LIKE the song. The lyrics make sense and "I will always want you" chokes me up a little. (The bridge annoys me though.) Miley, why do you refuse to behave in a way that allows me to not feel guilty about liking some of your songs a little? Gah!

And to you, Madam, one Internets.

The biggest problem here seems to be wombs. I say, mandatory hysterectomy. That way everyone will be truly equal, no children will be endangered, and er, I see no long-term issues with this plan. Eugenics for all!

Cancer awareness orgy. If you know cancer exists, you're allowed to join in.