You are insane. Just a heads up.

I like porn. I thought my ex was fucking hot. I watched porn. He watched porn. Great fun was had by all.

I'm very sorry you've had these experiences. People aren't all like that though, honestly. Have you considered therapy/better friends? I'm not being facetious - it just sounds like you've had a shitty lot and maybe talking to someone non-judgemental would help.

Speak entirely for yourself.

That's all kinds of stupid. My best friend in the world is larger than I am, but I think she's freaking beautiful because she IS. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Well that's an absolutely lovely story. Congrats :)

Ditto. If that makes us the worst though, the world is a hell of a lot nicer than I'd thought. So we've got that to be thankful for.

I've never watched this, but I am considering starting. I have to ask first though: are any of the characters actually likeable? Do any of them act in decent ways, or at least only murder people when absolutely necessary?

You won't regret it. *wipes tear*

Hahaha! All is clear.

Yeess...?

Like I'd call my son JIMMY. Pfft.

My best friend's cat used to curl up at the top of the bed and purr to us until we fell asleep when we were like six. I love it when cats are like "human, you're doing it wrong, let me parent your child". I'd probably draw the line at my cat teaching my child to hunt... BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

Yeah, I'm sorry some people can be such douches :(

Or all three.

When I'm in charge it's one of the phrases that will automatically bar you from breeding.

Donkey punching isn't a real thing. Sharp blows to the back of the head don't do anything except maybe cause concussion. So feel free not to try and be okay with people engaging in it. He didn't really want to do that with you, he was JUST trying to distress you.

Thank you xD I think I just wanted some sympathy. Well done to your daughter, and hope all is well!

Last night it took me about an hour to get up the courage lol, and then I yelled at the needle for a while afterwards about how I hated it and all its relatives. But you're definitely right - getting it in is the hardest part. After that it's over in seconds. Thanks for the advice :)

Haha, as I said, it was okay! It helps that she's been my best friend for ten years and has a lot of GOOD qualities that make up for her total inability to be where she says she will when she says she will. (I suppose that would be my other bit of advice. Figure out if they're worth it. Not all people are.)