I’m never a fan of people being injured, buuuuuut this irony is bacon-flavored.

Oh, please. That argument is so tired. It’s like saying, “You don’t have the money to live because there’s a depression? Go solve the depression!”

Nope. I hate those people who try to strike up a conversation out of nowhere when you need to be doing something else, or just want some quiet time. If you acknowledge them or respond in any way, they won't let go, and you're stuck with them for the duration. There have been many times when I've gotten off of a…

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, as my husband and I are trying to conceive. We both work full-time, and I'm also in grad school. I work for the university I'm attending, which has an employee education program where they pay tuition for 6 credits a semester. I'm thinking that the combination of…

um - all she really did was skate around

Are you people fucking kidding? I couldn't even begin to detail the girls I know who hated team sports because of bullying. I quit basketball because of it.

I humbly request more batshit crazy Disney stories. Pretty please?

One thing that I simply cannot stand, especially here on Jezebel where we tend to go into conversation upon conversation, is that once I back out of a thread and return to the comments, it does not deposit me where I left off. Instead, I'm back at the first comment again. It's really annoying if I'm hanging out…