Musclebutt 2000? I am CRYING with surpressed laughter at work. CRYING.

This is TOTALLY Bad Idea Jeans. This will end in tears for sure.

Who's a good fluffy puppy? Is is you? Is it youuu? *pet pet pet*

Title Nine's Last Resort bra. It is the ONLY bra that holds in the ladies for me, and I teach aerobics in it.

Yeah- my though was that she's an INTROVERT, not a snob. I always eat lunch alone at work. I have to get away from people to recharge.

I'm there for you! I don't like mint and chocolate together. Thin mints suck, but they're the one everyone seems to want! Blagh!

I refuse to buy from parents for this very reason. My parents would not take in the form OR let me come in to their work to ask personally. I had to go door to door and it totally sucked.

Yeah, I think I'd have another engagement that day. Sorry I can't come, okaythanksbye!

No. Just...no. Elope, or have a cake and punch reception. Don't charge admission. That's just tacky.

Agreed. No. Just...no. Never okay. Not now, not ever.

TRUTH.

So confused. Clarification?

"No, there's no fucking middle ground, because the GOP does not think I'm a full human being."

*sobbing*

OMG Futurama was the first thing I thought out too. The SONG at the end...the SONG! Now I'm crying. Great.