As several people noted on Twitter, Serena appeared on an episode of Law & Order: SVU that had a plot strikingly similar to what happened in Steubenville, which makes this all the stranger.

"I'm not saying Sharon Tate deserved to be disemboweled while 37 weeks pregnant, but if you're a 26 year old and you're hanging out with the Manson family, your pederast husband should teach you - only hang in Jack Nicholson's hot tub with a roofied 13 year olds. It could've been much worse. Instead of being brutally…

Obviously I don't know, maybe she wasn't a virgin, but she shouldn't have put herself in that position,

In Serena's dictionary . . .

A 16 year-old girl raped repeatedly while drunk = "lucky"

A top-5 tennis player in love with someone Serena dislikes = also "lucky"

One lesson: Don't be lucky.

Interesting stuff.

Whose pocket do I need to grease to have this cross-posted to Jezebel?

aw, so young. i remember when i thought i wouldn't have to look at my dog's butthole.

"Help me Grave Digger, you're my only hope..."

TEARS TEARS TEARS

Yay for being able to grow hair and hiring someone to remove the excess!

Yay for him. Takes a lot of guts. Boo to him for liking awful things.

Do you mean the part where he says, in actual words, "I'm gay?" That part would go over people's heads?

0/10 troll harder

Um, I just call everyone dude. Don't get weird about it.

Is this where we tell him he's not pretty enough to get himself raped?

It's awesome to say, "I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING!!!!!!" Even though there's no chance in hell I or any of my friends would find themselves there, haha.

Lol, shaddap

Well, if we're talking about upper-middle class Christians in the US, prayer allows you to pass blame, relinquish responsibility, and deny death.