Look at the color of the shirt he's wearing. Its clearly better in the negative. And its black in the print.

It's more like I like the amount of reading I'm doing (~1 book per month) and if I did more, I'd have to pay more to Audible for a higher subscription...

It's fine if Wolf says, "I guess you gotta thank the Lord!" then moves on. But it was weird how he turned it into the Spanish Inquisition. "...*do you* thank the Lord?"

That lady handled it perfectly, though. She didn't go all abrasive Reddit/Dawkins/Hitchens (which has its place, but certainly not in this good…

"And do you suppose your neighbors who may have died were insufficiently thankful to Him and were denied His tender mercy as a consequence of their lack of faith?"

I know.

And he's Wolf Blitzer. And that's not his kid. And the kid is pretty calm already. Hence creepy.

Doesn't God work in mysterious ways, everyone? In the face of such a tragedy, he's always there to remind us of the one fact that can hold us together, through thick and thin: that Wolf Blitzer is an oblivious fucking asshole.

OMG that is just PERFECT! Thanks a lot. Saves me so much work.

Replaaaaace Matt Lauer with Lester Holt! Matt is baaaaad!