1) self-explanatory

You................sound like...............a.................very...............................miserable...........................human......................being.

FUCK THAT FAT CAT BASTARD EATING ALL THE DELICIOUS KITTY NOMS THAT CONDUCTOR WHISKERS WANTS TO NIBBLE AT

I BOUGHT THAT EXPENSIVE SASHIMI FOR CONDUCTOR WHISKERS, DAMMIT

Talmadge McGulager?

OMG I LOVE THIS GAME

This does not make up for the period blood/vomit thing, Mark.

Oh, thank God I've got a gym membership! I only keep it so that Tom Junod will do me the great honor of being willing to put his penis inside me, despite my being the advanced, nay, decrepit age of fifteen years younger than him.

LOL! 42 is fine but at 43 you're unfuckable again?

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

But if you are low income, your are not supposed to be financially savvy. duh.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Wait... I'm sorry. You just referred to yourself as a birder, and you're talking about the author's "sad life"?

Dad? What are you doing on Jezebel?

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Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.