Are you kidding? What does a survey of people who are not currently divorced tell us about divorce rates? Everybody who's been divorced and has not remarried is left out of that sample altogether.

If only there was some sort of convenient, easily accessible device that prevented the spread of STDs during sex.

But in the house, the only way it works is if there's a strong masculine and feminine component.

There are probably other reasons you won't ever be friends besides that.

I love Amy Sedaris. That is all.

He's probably got a sweet koi sleeve, brah.

We are an early 30's, very photogenic, and completely idiotic couple.

How much Asian porn did THIS guy watch growing up?

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Although I agree in theory that women should party hard and have sex with whoever they want (in fact, I have a cousin who does it very well - super confident and just knows what she wants), it's sadly been my experience that the majority of women I know who do sleep around are often deeply insecure and doing it for…

Next thing you know WaPo will be running an article on rising health costs related to college women's ever loosening vaginas. "Sales of purses plummet as college-educated women start storing things in their ruined vaginas"

Yeah, you dumb feminazis, why won't you admit to how many people you've fucked? What? Are you afraid that people will use it against you because despite living in a culture where it allows women to sleep around it still judges you mercifully for it? Are you afraid that people still use women's sexuality as a gauge for…

Please say you were kidding? Please? I just. She's just. Oh goodness, I can't.

Do you know nothing about that idiot? Or are you one of her "people" too?

I'd say she was joking, and right on the mark, actually. If you know anything about JM or DW, that was pretty hilarious.

Well I guess if McCarthy is beautiful on the outside, that's all that really matters, right?

Damn it all, Lindy. I can't unsee that Walhberg/McCarthy thing now!