looks like an obnoxious resident evil puzzle to open a door. u_u

Who cares? Genre definitions are boring. Cool games are cool games.

So in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance right before you pick your name they say something along the lines of "You can't be New Kid forever" so I went ahead and named myself New Kid. I laugh every time I play that save file. I think I'm pretty easily amused.

I gave that show fourteen episodes. Fourteen! I could NOT keep watching it. Godspeed to everyone that loves it, but man. What a boring show.

I did. and yes, I died.

Melee was great because, just like most Nintendo games, it is pure, unadulterated FUN. That's something Nintendo knows how to do, regardless of genre.

God I hate this. It's the musical equivalent to someone saying: Wouldn't it be funny if your mom farted while carving a thanksgiving turkey? Um, sure, if that's what works for you.

Either way the joke was meant is probably fairly accurate ;)

Wow, this really made my day. Yes, to the people asking, the game is satire, but I hope it's still fun to play for the hour or two it lasts even if the story's all a big joke. I made C. Kane as a loving jab at a lot of little things I find silly about indie games, but if anyone actually takes its story seriously that…

By 20 minutes do you really mean more like five minutes?

Well said. I think it is fair to say that at least some of the parents he turned his nose up at really were being responsible because... hey... they probably know their kids better than we do. I would have no issue, personally, playing GTA V with my 12 year old daughter.

Oh hell. If there's a titanic themed one of these I am going to have to get a gas mask of some kind. And avoid anything nonary.

Dude I know... there's a hunk in my pants... an it's not tofu

The ultimate path to blindness is a screen held up a mere two feet from your face, thank you Japan.

Go away Demosthenes, this is about righting all the social injustices in the world one companies creative vision at at a time. If you aren't angry about this you are wrong and hate women. If you don't demand someone change something they've made to be more inclusive you are setting us all back.

I wonder what Locke…

If this game can recreate the sense of dread that I felt while first wandering down the hallways of RE1 as a kid, my jaded and desensitized adult self will cry tears of joy due to the ability to feel again.

*fingers crossed*

Me and everyone I was watching with thought Walt JR was going to trip onto the knife when Walt and Skylar were rolling around.

and their taste of cheese. jesus christ american cheese is horrible.

Ikea! Ikea everywhere!!!

Same, I've never had a problem with Paypal and found them to be a very reliable company. It's strange to hear about all these problems.