The fact that we pet owners choose to sacrifice inevitable future grief for present love says a lot about the amount of joy they give us. Every one of us who has a pet knows of the pain you're going through. I hope time fades the pain but not the memories.

In my head, that's at least a respectful way to reject you. I totally get your disappointment. RBG is on my list of people with whom I'd love to sit down and pick their brain.

They mailed you a rejection letter in the SASE you sent them? I feel like if you're going to reject someone, pay for your own damn stamp.

How is that woman so gifable???

No she cannot bc she's blonde, conventionally attractive, and says provoking shit. What media company wouldn't want her?

The other day, my friend surprised me by saying she thought Kanye and Kim would "make it" and they were adorable together. I said, "Nah. Bey and Jay are the real thing. K&K is just an attempt by Kanye to appear like hip hop royalty."

I'm not saying I'm happy about it. I would've bought more of his albums if I'd known he'd resort to this.

I didn't know Dave Grohl was so hard up for money.

Jesus fucking Christ! Right before I go to bed too.

Job requirements:

"It's likely that Openneer died of some kind of head trauma, but that couldn't be determined without his head being found, police said."

Oh, Erin. I heart you so much. It's like you are able to articulate all the things I want to say but can't phrase right. If my life was Sex in the City, you, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and I would be the fierce foursome. (I would be Miranda.)

Reminds me of my closest man buddy. He's a total feminist, fully admits he's privileged, but still sometimes mansplains. My favorite:

At this point, I'll be pissed if they hear it. (Though I won't be surprised seeing how much the Roberts court likes to interfere.) Every federal court has ruled in favor of marriage equality since DOMA. More than 15 cases. If SCOTUS hears one of these and overturns all of these rulings, it will officially have made a…

What McDonald's HR thought:

Or the notion that he's so "lucky" to be surrounded by a coven of squawking hens because bitches, amirite.

You mad, bro?

#notallwomen

"You're not the type who goes searching for a woman to rape."

I'm white and this fills me with rage.