Spun my car being an asshat leaving high school.

She doesn't.

"Hey, Jason. Ever kill a man?"

This looks like a nice place to be.

I don't know, but probably.

That should be included when you option that, but there are too many cars that only offer an auto dimming rear view.

I see no point in the auto dimming mirror when you're instantly blinded the moment you look at a side mirror.

I try to conduct myself better than that.

This isn't a time for puns $kay. You need a kick in the caboose.

"Hey, Matt. I just hit a bunch of people. But it's okay, I was speeding."

Would have been less if Frank Bullitt was on the case.

I still don't trust the Mets.

Something like the 240 you mentioned. It should be old(early 90's or older) and something they can tinker on if need be.

If I ever have children my criteria will be, whatever they can afford.

2009, 68k, failed crank bearing

My GTI has been at the dealer for over a month. It took over three weeks to get an answer on what will be repaired(new engine). I now have a loaner so I'm not going to complain, but it still has been a shitty experience.

I dunno. He looks more like an IROC-Z to me.

It's already stabbed. He's off to stab bigger and better things.

I believe so.