*walks outside to the park nearby*: “Wow I’m getting some real Breath of the Wild vibes from this.”

“in many ways it’s the same game developer Insomniac has already made several times over”

YES, PLEASE!!!! 

In case anyone wants to actually see the cool tires mentioned in the headline without going on a fucking goose chase:

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

If it weren’t for PB Blaster, I’d have to walk to the store.

/read entirely as Jon Lovitz

I mean, I hope they were corpses.

Kindly, get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.

Jason Bateman: “I won!”

Without Xena, we’d never have had Callisto. That’s the real treasure here.

Pretty sure the Jetsons is the bad timeline. Those buildings are all on stilts to escape the air pollution and the wrecked planet below.

Can’t Trump just get out his Sharpie and draw it a new path? 

(looks at the top animation)

Jeebus I’ve seen that poster all my life and it never once dawned on me that it wasn’t either of the sisters! I feel like a dunce.

I don’t think anyone is forgetting that they used to be a thing.  The issue is they aren’t supposed to be one any more.  V10s used to be a thing but if someone showed up with one in their car today they’d get DQ'd

Why did you watch the porn parody with your kid? That’s super weird.

oh god

Torch, you’re gonna be to China what David Hasselhoff is to Germany.