*walks outside to the park nearby*: “Wow I’m getting some real Breath of the Wild vibes from this.”

“in many ways it’s the same game developer Insomniac has already made several times over”

YES, PLEASE!!!! 

In case anyone wants to actually see the cool tires mentioned in the headline without going on a fucking goose chase:

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

If it weren’t for PB Blaster, I’d have to walk to the store.

/read entirely as Jon Lovitz

I mean, I hope they were corpses.

Kindly, get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.

Jason Bateman: “I won!”

Jeebus I’ve seen that poster all my life and it never once dawned on me that it wasn’t either of the sisters! I feel like a dunce.

I don’t think anyone is forgetting that they used to be a thing.  The issue is they aren’t supposed to be one any more.  V10s used to be a thing but if someone showed up with one in their car today they’d get DQ'd

oh god

Torch, you’re gonna be to China what David Hasselhoff is to Germany. 

Ban deodorants?  It’s no Secret that it’s Essential for some people to use it.

No mortal man would be worthy of such a leader in their community.

I’m going out on a limb and say that this was a dumb thing to do.

Let’s take this a step farther. Even if he did grab the taser, the cops were the ones who escalated the situation by tasing him in the first place. This is a guy drunk enough to pass out in a car in a drive thru. Even a sober person who gets tased is liable to fight back. But a very-drunk person isn’t in the right…

In this pose, it kind of looks like something out of Tales from the Loop (which I’m surprised Jason hasn’t covered the vehicles and machines of).