AggroPhobia
AggroPhobia
AggroPhobia

I have nothing else to say.

Is it considered cock blocking when one interferes with a woman sexual ambitions? Seems a little too male-centric a phrase. Maybe clitoris prohibitus would be better.

What? There's a million ways to look awkward when someone puts your face on a jumbotron. If my image was broadcasted while rubbing my boyfriend's neck, I'd instinctively yank my hand away. Big PDA looks desperate & sad. She might've felt self-conscious but not about doing anything wrong.

Look, it's not a bad thing. Self-awareness was one of the institute's goals with the project. So long as we don't see any steps towards rebellion against civilian governments or active involvement in replication we probably won't even have to activate the killswitch.

She might just really hate being put on film. Believe it or not, even in the age of social media, not everyone is running towards the camera.

Yeah, I'm sure there would be a mad rush to defend him saying he can smell black people when they enter the room, if he had only been a little less anti-American.

america: first thing first we're the realest

But of course if anyone in question was on food stamps or having difficulty paying bills while in college or anything, this dude would be all GET A JOB ITS EASY.

Yeah... I'm definitely the person who's having a bad day. Certainly not the random person having a rage stroke over the fact that ... I don't even know exactly what I did that upset you so much. Is it that I went to college?

Hey: Fuck you too, sweetie.

I'm sure all the servers would love to walk out on their shitty jobs leaving you no one to boss around when you celebrate your promotion at your non-shitty jobs. Because they'll all be senior managers and vice presidents and shit, and there won't be anyone left to bus your table or bring you your stupid overcooked

Considering you don't even know what my comment is about (spoiler: I didn't turn down a job in management) I find your rage even more amusing then I did your first, very silly comment.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I knew someone was going to pull this shit.

Because, for the last time, she probably not that nice. She's friend with Chelsea Handler. She dated Seth McFarlane. Every time she does a comedy bit or interview, she does this "faux self-aggrandizement at the expense of others" thing which I've long suspected is not so faux. Plus, I'm 90% sure that blind item about

I haven't claimed they're on the same level, merely that this isn't as odd of a pairing as people make it out to be. I think it's likely that they mutually appreciate each other's douchey characteristics. He also has a history of being abusive, which is a separate and unfortunate thing.

Charlize,

Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise

So what happened is that it was already cut in half by a professional, so, you know, obstacle dodged right there. What I did in this situation is that I opened up a small thing of peanut butter — basic lid peeling type deal. Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise, I took something silvery and knifey

oh my god it's not a typo, it's baby talk