My favorite people are the ones who in one breath bitch and moan about their SO and then in the next breath can't imagine being single that it sounds so horrible. All while I'm thinking, well, at least I don't have a boyfriend spending all my money or making me wait on him hand and foot. And I can watch whatever the…

Bwahahahaha..."our world"...."your generation"...oh, my god..thanks for the laugh, kid. That was good.

My daughter has been really interested in tattoos for most of her life (hard not to be when most of the adults she knows have multiple) and some of the kids art school have home-done "art", so I got a little concerned she might get talked into a home job by some genius friend. To make sure she never did, I made her…

This is a seriously horrifying thing that these idiots are promoting. "Hey everyone let's all get disfiguring skin infections with a risk of death from a staph infection gone wrong!"

If you are a grown adult who gives her/himself a stick-and-poke tattoo, I say you deserve everything bad that can happen to you as a result.

School for the Education of Chilren of Parents with Exceptional Wallets

I have this theory that she and Tilda Swinton are aliens sent here from a race of beautiful women and they will teach us the ways of peace and fellowship and how to be ethereal.

I like to think they were singing a duet.

re: weed. i guess i dont have super strong opinions on carbonated lemonade.

Best picture ever or best picture ever?:

i am actually qualified to speak for every group

Shit. He found us out! All women are part of some massive conspiracy to ruin some random college guy's life. We hold a lottery every week to determine our latest victim and activate the feminist terror cell nearest his location.

"At first I thought they didn't want me to participate in campus activities," Kevin told Baker. "Then I thought they didn't want me to graduate. Now they don't want me to have a job or be part of society. Do they want me to commit suicide? Is that what they want me to do? What is the endgame?"

"Outside of a forced marriage or kidnapping, it just seems very hard to believe that a person would over and over again put themselves in a situation where they could expect this kind of behavior to occur."

These are men who consider themselves against sexual assault, and are shocked to find themselves accused of it.

"So a dude had to hold it open and they had to barrel in against the strong wind blowing out."

i suspect it may be a case of gradual design changes not being evaluated on a larger scale before the thing goes to production.