A critical masshole and a Subaru driver. Both are progressives living in that shithole. San Francisco, can you go ahead and slip into the ocean already....

once there was an ugly prius. it was so ugly that everyone died. the end.

They made it worse. I’m actually impressed Toyota.

This is the ugliest car in the world.

In case some of you don’t know, I’m a Texan. Shocking, yes, but I’ll continue. I’ve had just about every single kind of Dr. Pepper made: Diet Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper Bold, even the glorious Dublin Dr. Pepper (this last example is no longer made, but I actually still have a case of the genuine Dublins in my…

What’s its most endearing electrical fault?

How long until you can get it from CarMax with an extended warranty?

Alternate CP title: “Shark weak”

The original owner likely snorted his share of breakfasts as well. (Ba dum dum tss)

For some reason there is a random apple just sitting there.

You’re on the path to rightness. RGIII is unbearable (says the guy with the $110 RGIII jersey). So is Jay Gruden. So was Mike Shanahan. So was Albert Haynesworth. So was Donovan McNabb. So was Jim Zorn. Everyone who comes through this franchise becomes unbearable. It’s an unavoidable side effect of working in this…

RGIII to VI weeks.

We’ve had one of these “men of NYC are jaded and spoilt and always want more” stories, every 10 years, since the 80s run of asshole banker/finance types and the culture of “More is better”.

What are you talking about?

I like turtles

Congratulations, Mr. Gary Yogurt circa 1910, on today’s COTD! My award to you is a Jaguar which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as someone turns on the lights.

Ward left his car with a race in progress and the toxicology report indicated he was “under the influence of marijuana at a high enough level to impair judgment.” A grand jury declined to indict Stewart on criminal charges related to the incident. I don’t see a whole lot of merit to this case.

I don't wish any more grief for this family, but I hope they lose this case handily.