Too bad about the part where ISIS shows up in a Toyota Hilux a few minutes later.

I don't care how much Sergio Marchionne pretends to care about Jeep fans. This is the man who told Luca to hit the bricks so he could whore out Italy's prize Ferrari as a separate company, opening the way to a Ferrari SUV. You think this man really gives a shit about a bunch of rock-humping rubes in the US and their…

fuck you, i'm laughing so hard right now at this

Remember that much of the fun people have driving off-road involves crawling along at low speeds just working your way through barely passable areas.

Call it the Clint Eastwood Editon. An Italian guy named Sergio takes everything he thinks he knows about America, open spaces, and freedom, then does his best impression of them and builds it in Italy. And right before it goes to market, translate the manual roughly from Italian to English.

This will haunt me in my sleep.

Fun fact- new style Wranglers have always been released in years ending in 7. I've been expecting a new body style for 2017 for years now.

This is awesome, and the brand strategist who thought this up deserves a raise.

Growing up, they were called shadetree mechanics. Today, they are shadetree electricians! Kudos to this guy!

So you're saying "man fixes his car with one weird trick! dealerships hate him"?

I had a similar experience with my Mercury minivan. The front parking sensors had stopped working and I figured I might as well bring it to the dealer instead of just randomly replacing sensors, etc. So I paid the ridiculous $99 evaluation fee and they diagnosed the front speaker had gone bad. The part cost $20 and…

"What's a pilot?"

Vehicular tryptophan.

Zzzzzzzzz... Honda. Find My Pilot at Costco

Annnnnddd it looks dated in

I hope and pray

Welp...if this isn't proof positive that Honda has completely lost the plot, I don't know what is.

This or GTFO

Oh look, it's the new short bus from Honda.