I liked it right away. A lot. And this season is just as good as the first.

I don't mind the suffocation but I do mind the painful muffin top....

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.

Yeah, why masturbate over Tom Hiddleston, or any celebrity for that matter, when you can masturbate to the idea that you're the Internet Arbiter of All Things Interesting?

Yeah, Tom Hiddleston's attraction is all about the full Tom Hiddleston experience. He's just so damn charming.

No kidding. I ate too much at breakfast yesterday and wore just-washed jeans and I spent my entire day at work in agony. Never been so glad to shed my pants when I got home.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.

Yes! My husband and I started sleeping in separate rooms about a year and a half ago. It's so taboo! I feel strange mentioning it to people because they immediately assume we're having problems. Nope. Far from it. We're happier people because we're getting good sleep. He wanders in to my room in the mornings…

Who was the sadist architect/electrician who put the basement light at the BOTTOM of the stairs? Not only is that an open invitation to wolves/vampires/witches/Kthulu, it's plain dangerous to go up or down stairs in the dark!

When I was 9 or so I wrote my parents a hand-written note and put it under their bedroom door telling them I needed my sleep for school, and they needed to be more quiet.

I've never understood why we laugh away the common fears - so many of them obviously evolved from really useful coping mechanisms and are still fairly sensible. Afraid of the dark? Yes - we're are creatures who cannot see in the dark, and we are really vulnerable when it is dark. Afraid of spiders? snakes? …

The sound of the toilet flushing at night scared the crap out of me growing up. I would flush (sometimes if it was just pee I would say screw it and save myself the stress) and then immediately dart out of the bathroom across the hallway and then leap into my bed so the witch I imagined underneath would grab my feet…

[Did the parents just have sex next to their kids? How did that even work?]

I am never as quick on my feet as I am after turning off a basement light.

Considering how demons usually probably get it on, consensual missionary style is probably considered totally edge.

Katy Perry's tweet made me think of this:

Not a germaphobe, but I think the same thing about a lot of the sex in Game of Thrones. Nobody is even brushing their teeth for fucks sake, and I doubt the Wildlings bathe more than a couple times a year (if even that.)

I also have major germaphobia issues, so whenever I see shows set in that era my brain just freaks like "OH MY GOD EVERYONE SMELLS LIKE PEE AND HAS SYPHILIS. OH GOD THAT GUY PROBABLY HASN'T BATHED IN DAYS AND HE'S HAVING SEX CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BAD THAT SMELLS OMG SOMEONE PLEASE DOUSE THIS ENTIRE ERA IN HAND SANITIZER…

I have to be honest, there's something a little incongruous with the idea of demons banging in the missionary position.