Slightly overweight, balding white men across the nation salute you!

Foot punch did it for me

I lost it at "Kneel Degrasse Face-On".

Parkour!

Physical comedy is called clowns, and these are the best clowns I've ever seen.

physical comedy is good comedy,

The AP reports that the driver is 33-year-old Deankarte E. Ditchfield-Agboh according to Port Authority authorities. He was issued summonses for "abandonment of a vehicle" as well as "leaving the scene of an accident."

Italian Sub should def be higher on the list. An italian sub on fresh french bread with gardiniera from a real Italian butcher is heaven. Only thing better is a Reuben. But where is the pastrami or corned beef on rye with swiss and mustard. Sorry this list sucks even if they got #1 right

this is like that time I said I didn't like Firefly and the HOLYFUCK IS THAT A LASER SIGHT ON A DRONE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BROWNCOAT PEOPLE

MIT is the best at everything! It's like a year-round Burning Man for those nerds! All they do is wrestle in spaghetti and come up with amazing pranks; meanwhile, my stupid liberal arts college was nothing but hipsters sullenly doing coke and talking about Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. I wish I was good at science.

The MIT pranks are EPIC.

This is now a hilarious joke I want to play on my siblings with my nieces/nephews.

I love that you spelled sandwich like my little old italian grandmother used to pronounce it.

Edibles are nothing to fuck with. The summer before college I stayed with a friend at her brother's college dorm. Her brother had left already to go to a concert where we were all meeting, but I was STARVING. He had nothing to eat in his room, then I found a bag of chocolate chip cookies and ate two. It wasn't until…

GET OUT, CARAWAY IS DELICIOUS, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

Yeah, there's just no end to that wrongness. You eat it open faced and you get two helpings each of the cream cheese and Lox. That's just the cleverness and economy our people are known for.

I can not believe this but we are in total agreement about your Top Ten*. Reubens are a thing a pure beauty and are my go-to at every new pub we hit.